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🎙️ The Demorat Afternoon ReportSatire / Parody

Demorat Afternoon Report – Oct 24, 2026

Saturday, October 24, 2026

0:00 / 2:19
  • Airbnb Bans Hosts From Making Paying Guests Wash the Dishes; Hosts Threaten Strike
  • Iran Announces It Damaged Seven Tankers in One Night, Rates Itself Highly
  • Supreme Court Rules New Hampshire Can Turn Away Student IDs, Leaving College Kids to Prove Identity Using Only $90,000 in Debt
  • Two Honolulu Zoo Elephants Granted Supreme Court Hearing Before Most Hawaii Residents Can Get a Callback From the DMV
  • Federal Government Announces $967 Million to Lower Your Electric Bill, Asks States to Apply by February 2027
  • Chicago Prints Ballots in 12 Languages, Receives Nine Votes in Gujarati
  • Pritzker Practices Runway Walk on Illinois Sidewalk, Says He Had to 'Hold It Down' in State
  • Bill Maher Tells Young Socialists Their Grandparents Already Live Under Mamdani

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