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The Demorat Afternoon Report
Your daily dose of news, served lukewarm from the sewer.
Satire: every episode is parody. Nothing you hear is real news, and no real person said any of it.
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Demorat Afternoon Report – Oct 23, 2026
Friday, October 23, 2026
0:00 / 2:09
- Ireland Yanks Taxpayer-Backed Ad Warning Kids About Granny's Hugs After Entire Nation Asks 'Are You Joking?'
- Glasgow Museum Yanks Ancient Mummies Because the Dead Forgot to Sign the Consent Form
- 'SHAME! SHAME!': Illinois State Protesters Scream at a Door Outside a Turning Point Faith Talk, Accidentally Narrate Their Own Video
- Ilhan Omar Cries 'Paycheck to Paycheck' While Her Husband's Firm Magically Dropped From Millions to Zero
- Virginia's Top Democrat Indicted for Running a Family Weed Empire Worth Millions
- Hillary Wants to Pack the Court Like It's a Costco Cart While Dems Still Have the Keys
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Demorat Afternoon Report – Oct 22, 2026
Thursday, October 22, 2026
0:00 / 2:20
- Siren Sam (Breaking): Kamala Unveils New Speaking Style: Slow, Low, and Aimed at Kindergarteners
- Alley Owens (Culture): Mamdani's horse carriage ban
- Wallet Walsh (Economy): Ilhan Omar says she lives "paycheck to paycheck"
- Contrarian Crow (Op-Rat): Jeffries "on the verge" of taking the House
- Remy Rattigan (Politics): Hillary wants to pack the Court "like a Costco cart"
- Statehouse Stan (Local): Virginia state senator indicted over marijuana operation