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🎙️ The Demorat Afternoon ReportSatire / Parody

Demorat Afternoon Report – Nov 5, 2026

Thursday, November 5, 2026

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  • California Reaches 61% of Vote Counted, Reminds Public Counties Only Have to Count Six Hours a Day
  • Democrats Begin 2028 Presidential Race Before California Finishes Counting 2026
  • DNC Chair Says Woke Is Not Coming Back; Party's Fans Ask Everyone to Put Pronouns Back in Email Signatures by 10 a.m.
  • Congressman Declares 'DEI Is Back' on Election Night as Wealth Tax He Backed Trails
  • Ohio, North Carolina and Nevada Voters Hand Democrats a Big Night, Then Ask Everyone for Photo ID
  • Schumer Says 'The Issue Is Not Me,' Then Announces Who Will Be Majority Leader: Him
  • Court Clears Mamdani's Second-Home Tax After It Turns Out None of the Homeowners Suing Had Been Shown to Owe It
  • Ukrainian President Hopes New Democratic Congress Will Send More American Money and More Pressure on Putin
  • Hong Kong Court Adds 10 Years for Activist Due to Be Freed in January; Chief Executive Celebrates Stability

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