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🎙️ The Demorat Afternoon ReportSatire / Parody

Demorat Afternoon Report: Live on the Scene – Nov 2, 2026

Monday, November 2, 2026

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  • Michigan Democrats Expel Congresswoman an Hour After She Calls Herself a Very Proud Democrat
  • New York Checks Photo ID for Free Opera Seats; Polls Still Open at 6 a.m. Tuesday
  • Robert Reich Urges Democrats to Nationalize SpaceX, Sets Pickup Date for 2029
  • Russia Says Its Hacked Emergency App Was Only 'Supplementary' After Fake Nuclear Alerts Hit Both Russia and Ukraine
  • Dallas Paper Runs Republican's Case for Democrat, Learns Republican Was on Democrat's Payroll
  • Hawaii Democrat Asks Where Lahaina's Recovery Billions Went; Empty Lots Decline to Comment

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