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🎙️ The Demorat Afternoon ReportSatire / Parody

Demorat Afternoon Report: Live on the Scene – Oct 25, 2026

Sunday, October 25, 2026

0:00 / 3:06
  • D.C.'s Likely Next Mayor Promises Rat Czar, Continuing City's Century-Long Tradition of Promising Things About Rats
  • Ocasio-Cortez Campaign Spends $47,000 on Upscale Hotels During Tour Warning Americans About the Rich
  • Serbian President Resigns So He Can Keep Running Serbia
  • Washington Post Reports Democratic Congress Unlikely to Lower Prices Democrats Are Campaigning on Lowering
  • Four-Hour 'Musk' Documentary Pulled From Most Theaters After Averaging $67 a Screen
  • WNBA Finals Arena Offers Fan Luxury Suite Instead of Courtside Seats He Bought, Citing Safety

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