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🎙️ The Demorat Afternoon ReportSatire / Parody

Demorat Afternoon Report – Nov 3, 2026

Tuesday, November 3, 2026

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  • California Spends $29 Million to Count Votes Faster, Does Not Say Faster Than What
  • Newsom Proposes $1 Billion a Year to Keep Hollywood in California, Where It Is
  • Historian Who Missed 2024 Raises Democrats' Senate Odds From 67 Percent to 70 Percent, Says It Is Not a Model
  • Queens Democrats Discover Buffalo Bills Two Days Before Election
  • D.C. Attorney General Asks Voters to Report National Guard Troops Who Were Already Told to Stay Away From Polls
  • Activists Finalize Plans to Protest Election Results Before Election Ends
  • Lebanon's State Power Company Cuts Off the State for Not Paying the State
  • EU Responds to Hackers Heating Supermarket Freezers to 122 Degrees by Agreeing to Meet Soon

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