Demorat Afternoon Report: Maximum Roast Edition (Episode Two) – Nov 4, 2026

Wednesday, November 4, 2026

• Democrats Win House on Grocery Prices, Issue Two-Word Plan: 'Lawyer Up'
• Green New Deal Author Calls for New Forests to Supply Paper for Subpoenas
• CNN Analyst Calls Election Night Christmas, a Birthday, Easter and Halloween, Then Adds Jonestown
• Texas Democrats End Decades-Long Drought, Celebrate With Large Sodas at 1 a.m.
• California Elects Man With Decades in Government to Fix Government
• Iran's Chief Negotiator Endorses American Voters' Concerns About Gas Prices, Which Iran Is Causing
• Chinese Embassy Says 32-Kilogram Object Police Identified as Artillery Shell Is Actually a Wine Bottle