REAL NEWS
Loading actual headlines…
Saturday, October 31, 2026
Satire
The Demorat mascotThe Demorat

America's Most Trusted Source of Untrustworthy News

← All episodes
The Demorat mascot
🎙️ The Demorat Afternoon ReportSatire / Parody

Demorat Afternoon Report: Live on the Scene – Oct 31, 2026

Saturday, October 31, 2026

0:00 / 3:04
  • Manhattan Democratic Leader Says Congestion Pricing Reduced Traffic to Her Apartment by 100 Percent
  • Billionaire Spends Another $36 Million Electing Party That Promises To Tax Billionaires
  • Former Biden Treasury Officials Find $15 Trillion In New Taxes, Describe Them As 'Ordinary'
  • D.C. Democrats Vow Voters Will Have Final Say After Committee Picks Their Councilmember
  • Democratic Strategist Warns Winning Michigan Would Only Prove You Can Win Michigan
  • Harris Introduces Sitting Georgia Senator as 'Next' Senator, Then Upgrades Him to 'Continuing'

Satire: this episode is parody. Nothing in it is real news.