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🎙️ The Demorat Afternoon ReportSatire / Parody

Demorat Afternoon Report: Live on the Scene – Nov 4, 2026

Wednesday, November 4, 2026

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  • Green New Deal Author Calls for New Forests to Supply Paper for Subpoenas
  • Democrats Win House on Grocery Prices, Issue Two-Word Plan: 'Lawyer Up'
  • Texas Democrats End Decades-Long Drought, Celebrate With Large Sodas at 1 a.m.
  • California Elects Man With Decades in Government to Fix Government
  • Iran's Chief Negotiator Endorses American Voters' Concerns About Gas Prices, Which Iran Is Causing
  • Washington, D.C., Votes to Ban Foie Gras, Spends $314,000 Protecting Residents From a Dish They Never Ordered

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