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🎙️ The Demorat Afternoon ReportSatire / Parody

Demorat Afternoon Report – Oct 28, 2026

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

0:00 / 2:55
  • Michaels Framing Counter Rules 1969 Moon Landing Too Political to Put Behind Glass
  • Murkowski Endorses Democrat for Alaska Governor, Brings Her Father, Who Brings Two Other Governors
  • Democratic Nominee Says Party Needs More Than 'Republicans Are Bad,' Then Confirms Republicans Are Bad
  • Aaron Sorkin Receives Maverick Director Award the Same Weekend 1,987 Theaters Dropped His Movie
  • Khanna Tells Billionaires They Didn't Build Their Fortunes, Lets Them Keep 95 Percent Anyway
  • EU Prosecutors Still Waiting for von der Leyen to Answer Their Message
  • Two Nordic Leaders Call Putin to Discuss Peace, Start Fight With Two Other Nordic Leaders

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