LOS ANGELES — Jane Fonda's Climate PAC has spent $1.8 million running itself this cycle, which makes it the first climate group in history to reduce emissions mainly by never leaving the office.

The PAC has raised about $8 million in the 2025-2026 cycle and spent about $5.4 million, according to federal filings first reported by the New York Post. Of that, roughly $3.4 million went to candidates, $228,000 went to other committees, and $1.8 million went to operations. About $5 million is still in the bank.

Let me translate that for anyone who watches reality TV, which is everyone who says they don't. This is the season where the house raises the prize money, spends a third of it on the house, hands out some of it in little envelopes, and keeps the rest for a reunion special.

And the envelopes are little. Much of the giving came as $5,000 checks, the federal maximum, to candidates in competitive House races in Pennsylvania, North Carolina and elsewhere. Five grand each. In a midterm. That is not a campaign contribution. That is a gift basket with a candle in it.

Recipients included Annie Andrews, the Democrat running for Senate in South Carolina, and Minnesota Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan. The PAC maxed out to Wisconsin gubernatorial candidate Francesca Hong, whose campaign hit trouble over an earlier call to "cancel Thanksgiving." It also gave $5,000 to an Oregon county commission hopeful, because the climate is apparently decided one zoning hearing at a time.

Here's the twist the producers save for after the commercial.

According to the PAC's latest FEC report, in calendar year 2026 it took in about $1.36 million in contributions. It also took in about $2.5 million in dividends, interest and other receipts.

Read that again, slowly, like a host reading the elimination card. The climate PAC made almost twice as much from its money sitting there as it did from people who care about the climate.

That's not a movement. That's a portfolio with a tote bag.

Now, I respect a woman with a plan. Fonda has been an activist for decades, and she's a legend of the screen, from "Barbarella" to workout tapes. But the workout tapes at least made you sweat. This PAC is the version where you buy the tape, put it on the shelf, and earn interest on the tape.

Let's be fair and run the confessional cam. The PAC has given to candidates in states that could decide control of Congress. In 2025 it spent $40,000 in Luzerne County, Pa., and Democrats took control of the county council. So the money does go out. Sometimes. In envelopes. After the house takes its cut for lighting.

Meanwhile, a made-up mom in Scranton named Deb, who has never heard of this PAC, watched her electric bill climb all summer without one dime of interest coming back. Deb would like to know who exactly is getting the $1.8 million in operations. Deb has guesses. Deb is right.

The midterms are Nov. 3. The PAC still has about $5 million left, earning interest at a pace any trust-fund influencer would envy.

Somewhere, a candidate is opening a $5,000 envelope and saying thank you. Somewhere else, a bank statement is opening its own envelope and saying, "No, thank you."

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