The online sportsbook industry has finally explained its business model, and it fits on a napkin: if you lose, you're family. If you win, you're a security threat.
A CBS News investigation published Monday found that betting apps shower their biggest losers with VIP perks while quietly capping the bets of people who keep winning. Some winners get cut down to under $20 a wager. Some get cut to under 50 cents. One Michigan bettor showed CBS a DraftKings ticket that capped his NBA Cup bet at 49 cents. Forty-nine cents. That's not a bet. That's a gumball.
Let's run the books, since the sportsbooks clearly already have.
Lose a lot, and you get a personal host, event tickets, and promotions. A group of U.S. lawmakers wrote to the major platforms last week complaining that the perks include "access to exclusive events, videos from celebrities and athletes, and tickets to the Super Bowl." Win a lot, and you get a form letter. FanDuel told one professional bettor his limits came from "an assessment of your overall wagering patterns and their impact on our long-term risk position." That's corporate for "please stop."
Massachusetts actually checked the math. The state's Gaming Commission demanded data and found a trend: winners had their limits lowered, and losers had their limits raised. So the ceiling goes down when you're good and up when you're not. Most businesses call that a loyalty program. Accountants call it a one-way door.
DraftKings says it limits fewer than 0.15% of accounts and that its decisions are "irrespective of whether a customer is winning or losing." Massachusetts found 0.64% of accounts in the state were restricted. Either way, it's a small number. The house doesn't need to limit many people. It only needs to limit the ones who can count.
Here's the part that lands on the kitchen table. The ads on every game this weekend will tell you anybody can win. They will show a guy in a jersey hitting a parlay and hugging his buddies. They will not show the guy who hit three parlays and now has a bet limit lower than a vending machine. The commercial is for the dream. The fine print is for the guy who gets close to it.
DraftKings even put it in writing in a 2023 SEC filing: the company follows "the industry practice of restricting and managing betting limits at the individual customer level." Industry practice. Like a buffet that puts a lock on the shrimp the second you look hungry.
A New Jersey gambling lawyer told CBS the practice is legal, as long as companies don't discriminate on protected traits like race or religion. Winning, apparently, is not a protected trait. Losing is practically a membership tier.
Picture the customer service script. "Congratulations, you've lost $40,000. Here are two seats on the 50-yard line." "Congratulations, you've won $400. Your new maximum wager is the price of a stamp, minus the stamp."
None of this is a secret to the companies. BetMGM declined to comment to CBS. Silence is cheap, and in this business they only spend money on people who are losing theirs.
So the next time an app tells you the odds are in your favor, check your bet limit. If it's going up, they like you. If it's 49 cents, congratulations. You won.
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