Case file 10-29, the Jordan-West Bank border crossing. I've spent years in the drainage pipes under borders. I've seen smugglers, tourists and one very lost Boy Scout troop. I had never seen a delegation of American socialists plan a farmland tour at a campus the Israeli army keeps raiding, and act surprised the gate didn't open.

Here's what the evidence shows.

The Democratic Socialists of America said Tuesday that Israel stopped its delegation from attending the "Second Ramallah Congress" at Birzeit University in the West Bank, the Washington Examiner reported. The group included DSA leaders and left-leaning European politicians. They tried to cross from Jordan on Monday.

According to the DSA, the trip was to introduce delegates to "Palestinian academics, students and civil society organizations" and show them local farmland. The DSA did not say which figures or groups they planned to meet.

Now let's review the venue.

Israeli forces have raided Birzeit's campus repeatedly over suspected terror ties, according to the Examiner, including twice between September and October to tear down a "Martyrs Monument." Hamas's student arm won control of the student council in 2022. Harvard froze a research partnership with the school in March 2025, the Harvard Crimson reported. Harvard. The university that let everything happen on its own quad drew the line here.

The event's co-organizer, Progressive International, posts a manifesto from the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine on its website and called Hamas's Oct. 7 attack a "resistance operation," the Examiner reported.

So the itinerary was academics, students, and crops. The third item is doing a lot of work.

Then came the border, which is where trips like this always end.

The DSA says its leaders were "interrogated by Israeli officials and held in detention for more than eight hours." They say they were asked whether they were DSA members, whether DSA supports the Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions movement, and whether they were there to witness "apartheid and genocide."

That's three questions. The group's own press release answered all three on the way home. Israel has not explained why it turned them away and did not respond to the Examiner.

I've worked a lot of cases. Most people who get stopped at a border try to look less suspicious next time. The DSA issued a statement saying it remains "committed to anti-Zionism," which is a bold thing to announce to the country holding your passport.

Here's what stings for regular people. The DSA has dozens of endorsed candidates and ballot initiatives on the ballot next Tuesday, according to the Examiner. Those candidates want to run your city's buses, rent rules and grocery stores. Their leadership just spent eight hours unable to get through a single checkpoint with a printed agenda.

They wanted to bear witness. They got eight hours of fluorescent lighting and a bench, and the only farmland they reached was the paragraph about it in the press release.

Case remains open. The rat at the border crossing has been through that office six times this year, and he made it out in twenty minutes by not bringing a manifesto.

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